Friday, June 22, 2007

DRUNKEN OBSERVATIONS...

Observations from a night spent at Dolan's down by the 7-11 in Ridley Park.

1) The dart game Cricket is only fun if the chalkboard that is supposed to accompany the game is next to / near the dartboard instead of further down the wall from the board.
2) It is never too early to talk about fantasy football even if training camp hasn't even started. You heard it hear first, LaDanian Tomlinson will unfortunately get hurt this year. He's due... that's all that I'm saying.
3) The 7-11 in Ridley Park is illequiped for drunks as they're leaving the bar. This 7-11, run by that crazy Vietnam Vet, didn't have any tacquitos (my favorite) or pizza rolls (Coz's favorite). What the fuck am I supposed to eat to suck up all that beer that I drank tonight. COME ON!!
4) It's a lot cheaper to get water from the water cooler you have at home than to buy a bottle of water at the store.
5) Double Decker should stay open later to accomodate drunkards. You know how much money they would make on all of the ISOPs that drunk people would order...

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