Revamping of The Life & times of Dan?

Alright so I was asking for constructive criticism of my blog here, and a friend of mine suggested I stop complaining about my life / job, quit said job, and just drink all of the time and have a continuous "Drunken Observations" section. While I would love to quit my job and just drink all the time, the issue of where will I get money to pay the bills still lingers. So.... any financial backers / sugar mommas?